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Valley Humour 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago Karma: 7  
Leaf Fall moon is upon us and ze Witchfinders once again have made zemselves available for active duty. As many of you know Leaf Fall moon means ze festival of our people of Oktoberfest approaches.

It is a time for ze slackening of the leatherbreeches and for ze drinking and singing. We will seek to celebrate this event whilst on active duty to share our culture with ze Valley and other peoples.

As many of you know, we ze withcfinders seek in turn to further integrate with the Valley people by learning more of ze culture. So much so zat it has been commented our accents are now hardly noticeable! To ziz end we have been making ze study of the humour of ze Valley peoples. As announced at last Oktoberfest, at a safe time, we will be holding a grand festival of Valley humour as part of Oktoberfest.

Members of ze Valley nation (and indeed other nations) are invited to submit up to 3 jokes for the consideration and forensic examination of ze judges. Categories will be finalised closer to the day but ziz is the kind of thing:

Best in show
Best traditional format joke (Knock Knock, Herr Doktor Herr Doktor, An Elf, Dwarf and a Half Orc walk into ze bar etc…)
Best single, double or triple entendre
Ze wordplay
Best joke performance
Best joke explainer
Best physical humour (mime will not be tolerated under any circumstances!)

By submitting jokes, the submitter consents to publication (with credit) in a treatise on Valley Humour.

Also, at Oktoberfest, ze position of Witchfinder Sergeant will be decided for the next year, by entirely transparent, free and fair elections.

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#15695
Re:Valley Humour 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago Karma: 28  
Oy Ulrich

If you're on active duty I'm guessing you want the large supplies of alcohol you pre-ordered to be delivered to whatever location you're being deployed to then?

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Re:Valley Humour 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago Karma: 7  
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Re:Valley Humour 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago Karma: 28  
Ok, I'll see what I can do. We don't normally do deliveries this big!

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Re:Valley Humour 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago Karma: 7  
And the Half Ord said: "Potato, Potato!"
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